9 THINGS SEX CAN DO
1 It makes you religious: Oh god, oh my god.
2 It gives you your first singing lesson: mmmm, owwww, awwshh.
3 It makes you a natural competitor: Fast, faster.
4 You announce your own obituary: Yeee ah! You’re killing me baby, I’m dying, oh I’m finished, gosh I’m dead.
5 Some babes suddenly turn terrorist: Scatter it, destroy it, don’t have mercy, just tear it.
6 It makes you respectful: Give it to me please, please I’m begging, please, please don’t stop.
7 It brings out the loyalty in you: I love you, I miss you, you are the best, you are the owner, no one else, if I don’t love you I’m doomed.
8 It turns some into begger: Yeah, please don’t stop, don’t stop, just continue please.
9 It makes you answer calls from your Ancestors: Yes, I’m coming, I’m cooooming, l’m cooooooooooming ooooooooo.